Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?
Think about it.
That’s right, every interaction we have is being recorded.
In this case its in invitation form.
So why isn’t this message encrypted?
Cat got on the keyboard again..
Did you know cats are subsidized by our government to sedate America?
Of course not.
Every time you kiss your cat, pheromones are released in your bloodstream.
Wait, you won’t understand complex biology.
What is this about?
It’s about getting woke!
It’s about waking up, when September ends.
RSVP now. Before. September. Ends.