Janie Does My Makeup

At this point I know so many makeup words since my girlfriend (the titular Janie) is really into it. Some of the words I recognize include: BB Cream Sponge Falsies Eye Shadow Blush Contour Blending If you’re thinking “Wow Michael that’s a lot!”, then you’d be right, it’s hard to...


Automatic Southwest Check In

Like all men I exist for and because of woman. You see where this is going? Southwest allows me cheap air fare but at the cost of remembering and sometimes waking up explicitly to check in online to get an early seat. Why is this important? The early bird gets...

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Improv Stories I

Janie and I often write the invitations for my friends' house parties. In order to get in the creative mood, we write some improvised stories as an excercise. This is a collection of some of the better stories from that excercise. 1 Michael regains consciousness only to realize he is...

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µflix: Easy Plex Server

Movies are really really great. Ever since I started to prepare for the great apocalypse that will wipe the world of sin I thought to myself: “Wouldn’t it be really great if I could keep all the movies I love? So my children, and my children’s children will think I’m...

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April Fools 2016

To whom it may concern, I am sorry to inform you that our much anticipated “end of the week / middle of the term” party has been cancelled. An unfortunate incident involving our late and dear friend Andrew Dai caused his early departure from this world. This cucumber & lubricant...