Assorted Party Invites
Some invitations I’ve written with my roommates for parties:
Wait-listed for a class… that isn’t offered?
Friends mysteriously missing from your friends list??
Thought you saw a black cat… but you don’t see color??? (thanks obama)
there can only 1 explanation:
WE”RE HOLDING A SATURADDAY THE 14th (countem) FOUR TEENTH!!! SPOOKTACULARRRRRR!!!!!
kick off your very best semester yet, new year, new u!
Feat. ur favorite faces n friends and:
- better walk-in times than your advisers
- the only non-dry house on campus
- a turned cheek from “Bud” Peterson
- a turnt cheek from “Bud (lite) Peterson”
- pwp Buzz x Barry (from Bee Movie) fanfiction
Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?
Think about it.
That’s right, every interaction we have is being recorded.
In this case its in invitation form.
So why isn’t this message encrypted?
Cat got on the keyboard again..
Did you know cats are subsidized by our government to sedate America?
Of course not.
Every time you kiss your cat, pheromones are released in your bloodstream.
Wait, you won’t understand complex biology.
What is this about?
It’s about getting woke!
It’s about waking up, when September ends.
RSVP now. Before. September. Ends.
TO START THE SCHOOL YEAR OFF RIGHT BY GETTING FFGUDRUNK
WITH US AT THE 5 2 8 STILL REPPING THAT NORTH SIDE, STILL ON THIS SIDE OF THE MARTA, STILL HAVE DRINKS, MUSIC, BASS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT??
A REASON TO LIVE
OUR REASON IS WILLIAM GREENLEAF
GRAB LIFE BY THE TESTICLES AND COME ON DOWN TO CELEBRATE WILLIAM’S 21st [ 2 + 1 = 3 : WILLUMINATI CONFIRMED ] BIRTHDAY!!!
BUT WHAT ELSE IS CONFIRMED?
- 2 + 1 = $300 DOLLARS OF DRINKS
- celebrating 21 years of william
- a 21 hour playlist of will.i.am
- a william hour playlist of 21 Pilots
- 2 + 1 = 3 Days Grace
- having your birthday cake and drinking it too
- becoming a man
- political memes
“pls come” - Jeb Bush
Some said it would be impossible: extending our spring break a week into the term! But together we can make that dream a reality, together we can nurture our collective denial of our academic responsibilities, together we can make our week great again!
Comming to you from the 5 2 8 repping the North Side bringing you the dopest party on this side of the MARTA, feat. amazing drinks, music, games, and dank memes is the:
END OF THE WEEK / MIDDLE OF THE TERM RAGER! (BACK TO SCHOOL EDITION)
- Pepe the frog
- An inevitable vomit-filled elevator
- A relaxed global perspectived requirement
- Dean Zvi in a Banana Hammock Mankini
- Michael not getting laid
- A windowsill of empty bottles and dreams
- White dance moves
- A beatiful view of the cocola building
- Air Conditioning
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers