April Fools 2016

To whom it may concern,

I am sorry to inform you that our much anticipated “end of the week / middle of the term” party has been cancelled. An unfortunate incident involving our late and dear friend Andrew Dai caused his early departure from this world. This cucumber & lubricant related incident was a shock to the entire NaN 0528 community. At the time of writing we are contacting his family members and loved ones with detailed descriptions and video of the incident. Rest assured in knowing we will be putting pressure on Georgia Tech to educate its students on putting pressure on their internals. We will also advocate that the word “shafted” should no longer be used in an facetious manner, as some students could take it to the extreme.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may haved caused you.

We only wish that Andrew could have partied one more night.

Yours always, — Michael

AAAAAAPRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some said it would be impossible: extending our spring break a week into the term! But together we can make that dream a reality, together we can nurture our collective denial of our academic responsibilities, together we can make our week great again!

Comming to you from the 5 2 8 repping the North Side bringing you the dopest party on this side of the MARTA, feat. amazing drinks, music, games, and dank memes is the:

END OF THE WEEK / MIDDLE OF THE TERM RAGER! (BACK TO SCHOOL EDITION)

Featuring:

  • Pepe the frog
  • An inevitable vomit-filled elevator
  • A relaxed global perspectived requirement
  • Dean Zvi in a Banana Hammock Mankini
  • Michael not getting laid
  • A windowsill of empty bottles and dreams
  • White dance moves
  • A beatiful view of the cocola building
  • Air Conditioning
  • WiFi
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  • Bass

ALSO including: a full menu and a professional bartender offering you:

  • Milkshakes
  • Spirits
  • Cocktails
  • Flaming Shots
  • Irish Coffee
  • Hot Chocolate
  • … much, much more!

Don’t miss out on the easiest way to get wasted since the 2008 recession!

end of the week / middle of the term rager:

NaN 0528. April 1 2016. 10PM.

See you there.




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